Getting clean has never felt so dirty.
Donald Trump - $15
Made with double butter, just the way Prima Donald likes it, this soap can Make America Clean Again at a time when The Rona runs rampant across the nation. To activate, wet with liberal tears of joy, and scrub hands thoroughly to remove the stain that has been the last four years.
Joe Exotic - $15
This double butter soap is perfect for washing off even the most egregious tiger blood stains while keeping your hands as soft as a newborn Bengal cub.
"Two of my favorite things, word play and cleaning agents. The branding is super sharp too. Oddly beautiful with just the right amount of abrasiveness for the subject."
"I love this! I couldn’t order it fast enough. I've nearly worn through Joe Exotic's face already. Plus they smell so good!"
"I got one for my mom for Christmas. When she opened it she screamed "Ew!" It was perfect!"