SAVE A CHILDHOOD.
Children these days don’t get the same love in their lunchbox. It’s all “organic” and “vegan” and “gluten free.” Your parents didn’t treat you like that. You got Swiss Rolls and Oatmeal Creme Pies in your lunchbox. When you came home from school, you were able to snack on Cosmic Brownies and Zebra Cakes, right?